Chakrafish

Bemoaning her inability to open even a single chakra, a monk set off into the hills to meditate. For ten days and ten nights did she fast, until on the eleventh day, overcome with hunger, she spied a lone fish in a shallow pond. Unable to control herself, the monk lunged atop the fry and sank her teeth into its sweet, cold flesh...at which time she opened all seven chakra, achieving enlightenment everlasting.